The Lucific Book"Oh yeah! I am the best!" Jared Mayes shouted as he slipped on a pair of terrible sunglasses. Jared Holt rolled his eyes and began to dig through his bag. The time had come to end this reign of tyrannical stupidity."Hey Mayes. I have the perfect book for you," Holt held a white hardback book towards him."I am the greatest!" Mayes replied, ignoring the book."It's 'The Top Ten ways to be Perfect while Wearing Sunglasses and Loving Jesus'." Mayes stared at the book for a moment and swiped it."I am phenomenal!" He opened the book to see the contents of 'Atheism 101'. Suddenly, flames burst from the book and ignited Mayes. The following wo